Passover at the Rivers

How was this Seder different than all other Seders? On this night we were invited to Melissa's house. On this night we got to meet a TV star. On this night we were served drinks and appetizers by men in fur hats and side curls. On this night Joan Rivers led the Seder. On this night we had bags of plagues. On this night the dinner came within twelve minutes of the ceremony beginning.

Melissa explaining the Seder plate

Lighting the candles

Looking through the bag of plagues

Star from my new favorite TV show

During the Seder Conrad seemed a little bummed that we skipped all of the service. So we had another Seder the second night. We brought Moses from Melissa's house to overlook our Seder. This was our Seder plate. I did not want to buy a shankbone, so I made one out of paper. But I did make the charoset myself.